Why is it 9,000,000 degrees?
May 2010
79 posts
Don’t you love what is intangible?
Onion Editorial Internship? Who knows? I need a real job bad, but that’d be a sweet internship!
In lighter news, who knew dogs liked to skateboard?
Hate
I thought long and hard about this subject tonight after I saw the aftermath of a mugging in my neighborhood tonight. Hate. It truly is a strong word, especially for an optimistic person who gets along with just about everyone. But I thought deeply about this because I knew it was obscene to think I like everyone. Surely in this galaxy of a world there is someone I at least don’t care for. I thought about the racists. I thought about the sexists. I hate both. But I didn’t want to reestablish my general hate for a mass amount of people, I wanted to pinpoint one specific example and elaborate on why. I wanted to justify my legitamate disdain for one person. Alas, I thought of someone. This person will go unnamed. I hate a kid who used to be my buddy’s roommate. Now, before you wave the wand at conclusions like jealousy or anything, it wasn’t. I hate this kid out of pure disgust. This kid was a notorious man slut who would litterally kick one girl out because another was on her way. He claimed to be a wholesome do-gooder, but in reality he was a slutty eff-alotter. He sickens me. What grosses me out worse is that somehow girls get hung up on him. They are told they are his girlfriend, they find out he cheats on them a lot, but they don’t care. I don’t get it. Girls bitch about all guys being scumbags, but they make themselves exclusive to dickholes like this guy. Fuck that. It irritates me to take the fall because some/most girls are stupid and think all guys are this kid. Fuck that. I am a good, honest, loyal, funny, smart and apparently egoistic guy who usually is a positive person who loves everyone. Fuck that “all guys are scum” here say. Fuck this kid. May he get an STD or find the perfect girl and lose her to a legit guy. I know it’s harsh, but fuck that kid.
/rant
Had these feelings bottled up and I needed to express them. This kid fucked over my friends sister, my female friend, almost another female friend and almost my roommate as well as countless others and continues to do so in his current state.
/rant again.
Also, deleting my facebook soon. Tumblr and Twitter revolution.
Asssscat3000, 9:30 line starts at 4:30 bitches
I am writing a super detailed script for something that, if it ever got picked up, i would want it to be improvised around the characters and episodic/seasonal plotlines…oh, competitions, you crazy beasts.
Revision: (n) An annoying but necessary act in the writing process. Mostly used to destroy the fun of writing. Loosely used to make your writing better.
ex: Man, it’s time to put this paper through revisions. Ugh, revisions make me want to shoot myself in the eye.
Okay, so here’s the deal: I am having a contest. I need a job, bad. The first person to find me a job gets the bffl label. And, GO!
Chunky Monkey? More like Delicious, Bitches!
Do all chihuahuas hunt flies, or just my roommate’s chihuahuas?
How is a sex tape a controversy when you are a playboy girl?
I hate having dreams about missed oppurtunities from the past when my life is actually moving forward. Also, I did in fact just wake up.
And then the barber started singing!
McDonald’s is the devil. McDonald’s vanilla ice cream is heaven. How does that happen?
