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Making Every Word Matter
Something that I’ve really been trying to exercise in my writing lately is the idea that every word and every sentence should matter. It should all add up to something. Whether it’s in the long-run or the next line, no word should be useless. It’s hard. It’s hard to write and know exactly what you’re trying to say; none-the-less how to say it in a dynamic way. An...
I'll Never Be As Witty Or Charming As David...
Last night, I got off my train at my station in Jersey and a [pretty attractive] lady got off. She was talking to the conductor about how she almost missed the stop and I chimed in adding that I was falling asleep and almost missed my stop as well. The train pulled away and she mentioned that she had a horrible blind date and she’d rather have been on a date with a blind person (my honest...
Hey, I Think You Are A Pretty Great Person.
I Think That My Favorite Moment In An Improv Scene
is when somebody makes a big revelation that doesn’t [necessarily] speak to what’s happening, but forces the characters to have a reaction.
All I Want Out Of This Life Is The Option To Have...
I lost my phone.
davebluvband: If anyone who was at the Chris Gethard show last night saw an iphone anywhere, please let me know. Happy Thanksgiving!
This Is All That I Want To Do
britajames: Dope. 3 x 3 just got real. johneveretttrowbridge: Blink 184(3) I got the name all fucked but that is a awesome endorsement.
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I Wish Telling People That They Are Wonderful...
Save Greendale! An Open Letter to the Head of NBC... →
popculturebrain: Mo Ryan crafted a passionate and well-stated message to programming chief Robert Greenblatt. Pass it around.
Community is easily the most creative comedy in primetime. Whitney makes...– what my 30 year old former history teacher just said on facebook (via holdontoyourfuckinghat)
I remember in ninth grade, there was a girl named Cecelia who I really liked. I don’t remember much aside from trying to impress her with a story about me going to see TRL and meeting Adam Sandler who was promoting his new animated movie “8 Crazy Nights”. I remember one of her friends who was my little sisters’ babysitter and neighbor telling me all the time that Cecelia...
If I ever reblog a .gif, shoot me in the fucking face.– Brandon Tarzis (via yourfriendmitch)
Song Of The Day part 2 Straylight Run I’d...