May 2011
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samreich: Directed by me.  Written by and starring Ben Schwartz, featuring Michael C. Hall, shot by Vincent Peone, produced by Leigh Myles, edited by Mike Schaubach. Two of my favorite people in entertainment.
May 31st
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I Will Ask This Again
Where is a good place to do stand-up at on Friday and/or Saturday nights in the city? I am at open mic level, having never done it. So, where my open mic nights be?
May 31st
May 31st
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VIBES
I just sent out a few resumes and applications to various places of employment. Send me vibes and wish me luck and, if you are religious, pray for me (because it’s not selfish and wrong for an Atheist to wish for prayers, right?)!!!
May 31st
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Open Mic Nights?
So, I have a whole bunch of stand up written that I would really love to start testing out at open mic nights and such around the city but I have no clue as where to go. So, friends, where are open mic nights at on Friday or Saturday evenings/nights?
May 31st
‘Jersey Shore’ star Snooki collides with police... →
If I believed in a God, I would say that this is evidence.
May 31st
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May 30th
My Buddy Was Sick So We Skipped Asssscat
Hopefully I don’t miss out on another Asssscat like the one two weeks ago.
May 30th
Movie Idea Up For Grabs
A group of friends escape the end of the world in a time traveling sports car and death hunts them down. Back To The Final Destination. Who wants to buy it from me for 20,000 dollars? 
May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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Nerdy Improv Podcast
Thinking about setting up a nerdy improv podcast like UCBTNY podcast and IRC podcast, but aimed at people describing their views and philosophies on different subject matter and a variety of people from different experience levels. Who would be interested in being a guest?
May 27th
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When I Overhear People I Look Up To Having A Nerdy...
It makes me feel a bit less nerdy. Also, when one of said people recognizes me and says “Hey, Brentt, how are you?” when leaving the theater even though I have only talked to him once seven months ago, it makes me feel great. Also, I am totally a nerd.
May 27th
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Tonight
I am going to Spank, Welcome To Camp/Men In Paintings and Cagematch. Just in case you were, y’know, curious what Brentt Harshman was up to.
May 26th
I Just Did Something I Never Thought I'd Do
I applied for a job at an Urban Outfitters. 
May 26th
ListenPerson L is making my soundtrack today. Also,...
May 26th
Blink-182 given July 31 album deadline by record... →
My heart just imploded! July 31st is so close!!!!!
May 26th
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Note To Self
Trust yourself and your discoveries.
May 26th
“So, the Federal Republic Of Germany was formed recently…”
– All I have so far for a monologue joke set in the late 40’s/early 50’s
May 25th
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May 25th
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Hey, New Yorkers
Get me a job. Anything. Doing whatever for cash. Preferably something that gives me hours that allow me to still go to an ungodly amount of improv shows and classes. Here are my limits: Will not get naked, will  not perform sexual acts on another human being for cash, will not be treated like a piece of dirt/meat. kthanks
May 25th
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May 25th
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In Case You Haven't Heard
( ) was amazing tonight. Best group support I have seen yet. I cannot wait until next Tuesday.
May 25th
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May 24th
Back In The New York Groove
I improvised today in a practice group under Lydia Hensler (who is wonderful) and I was rusty as hell! It was fun even though I felt like I was a German tourist in a local’s bar. I cannot wait for class on Wednesday and practice group take two on Monday. Aside from my rusty improv, I have had a lot of fun since being back. I have gone to a few improv shows, seen a bunch of my friends, had...
May 24th
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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Something’s Gotta Give; y’know, the song from Fallout 3 and New Vegas, is playing in the airport on the day of supposed Rapture on the same day that the Center for Disease Control is tweeting about what to do in case of a zombie outbreak. OH NO, YOU GUYS.
May 21st
Brainstorming
I am currently brainstorming my newest project, and it is super exciting. I really dig this idea. Gold, I tell you, gold.
May 20th
Through The Bicycle Post Yesterday
I realized how many friends I have out there. Thank you all for the words of wisdom and advice on the matter. You all rule.
May 20th
May 20th
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Who Wants To Improvise With Me At Improm?
May 20th
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May 20th
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New York
I want to buy a bicycle, preferably a single speed, when I get up there ASAP. What are some good bicycle shops in Manhattan that have good bikes for a decent price?
May 20th
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ListenJust recorded this little ditty that I wrote a few...
May 19th
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May 19th
May 19th
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xfightxmightx-deactivated201107 asked: sounds good! i shall see you tomorrow good sir.
May 19th
My Saturday Plans
Grabbing a burger from BRGR Seeing Let’s Have A Ball Seeing Death By Roo-Roo Seeing The Curfew Seeing The Unrehearsed, Historically Inaccurate Story Of…Osama Bin Laden’s Death Grabbing a beer Being home Not being killed off by the Rapture
May 19th
May 19th
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Jack McBrayer in Livin’ ‘Neath The Law: Episode 1 from Jack McBrayer This always makes me happy.
May 19th
May 19th
TWO DAYS
EGADS I CANNOT STAND IT I NEED TO BE IN THE UCB THEATER SOONER THAN THAT, LIKE TOMORROW AT 11 NO PUNCTUATION OR LOWER CASE LETTERS BECAUSE I AM EXCITED (insert line of exclamation marks) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 19th
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