I’m really banking on, one day, an entertainment company will see my Twitter posts and Tumblr posts and Facebook posts and realized they need a funny dude who has trouble talking to girls he has crushes on.
Willing To Relocate
To Whom It May Concern, First off, hi! Secondly, my name is Brentt Harsman (your future employee), and I am a fine young man. I like animals, cooking, television, video games, books, writing, and over analyzing cute girls. I also like having employment. That’s where you, my future employers, come in. I would love to bring all of those assets (and more!) to your table. I feel like I could...
How Does One
Get hired going around the country and eating at restaurants? I’d love to do that for Food Network or Travel Channel. Maybe mix in comedy clubs and other stuff. Like Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations, but mix in nerdy stuff and comedy stuff amongst the hotels and restaurants and excursions and other stuff that he does. WELL TUMBLR?
I think my favorite thing about living in the New York City area is the availability of amazing, delicious food. Pretty much every block has some hidden gem offering something unique and delicious or something you’ve had a million times, but it’s a million times better. Today (still counting Monday September 26th as today) I went deep into the East Village with my friend Mitchell...
Song Of The Day! Paper Hanger, mewithoutYou. ...
“BOBBY MOYNIHAN, SNL: Every single female I’ve ever worked with at UCB, I fell in love with for at least fifteen minutes after she told an amazing joke onstage.” http://nymag.com/print/?/arts/comics/features/upright-citizens-brigade-2011-10/
Having dreams where I am close friends with people I am not even acquaintances with. It’s really depressing to wake up from them. Also, it’s depressing when your sleep hours are 8:00am-3:00pm. The good news is I got some more writing done on my material for open mic night on Thursday.
If All Goes According To Plan
I’ll be making my debut at UCBeast’s Gutbucket open mic on Thursday! I am excited, but I have a lot of work to do on this material before then. Here goes nothing.
I would definitely love to make movies someday. Unfortunately, I need to meet...– Louis C.K. (via totallymorgan)
Even though I know how HIMYM is going to end, I am still really excited for the final season to kick off tonight.
I Am Not Big On Awards Or Award Shows
I did not watch the Emmy’s last night. I hate awards shows and awards of almost all kinds, mostly because I never get any so why should I like them. However, I was very hurt and discouraged to find out that Steve Carell didn’t win nor has he won one for playing Michael Scott on the Office. That is amazing and ridiculous to me. He made such an unlikable character into a lovable one, a...
popculturebrain: First Listen: Childish Gambino...
Fox considering TV channel that plays nothing but... →
Hey, New York Friends Who Do Stand-Up
Where are some good open mics? I have been writing a lot lately and want to try some stuff out for once. Thanks!
Since Moving Here
I have lost twenty pounds!
After a long day running around, it feels good to lie in bed. Time to over-romanticize girls I don’t know!
I am trying to write a solid 5 minutes of “stand-up” material about how stupid and childish and non-adult-like I am. It’s harder than it sounds even though everything I do is stupid, childish and non-adult-like.
Adam Scott Says 'Party Down' Movie Could Shoot... →
popculturebrain: Here’s his quote to The Playlist… We’re like 90% there, we’re hoping to do it maybe next summer, if everyone’s schedules work out and the guys get time to write a script… They have kind of a skeleton of a story worked out so we know where it’s going to go but we just have to kind of cross the t’s and dot the i’s, or something. But Starz are being super cool and they’re going...