March 2012
66 posts
I’ll get out of this,” I tell myself. “I’ll live to see another girl I’ll never...
– A line from something I wrote a while ago that I really like.
February 2012
55 posts
Alexis Pereira, Male: Angela Merkel Beer Spilling →
alexpereira:
By now, many of you have seen Angela Merkel, Prime Minister of Germany, get 5 beers spilled on her by a server. I just wanted to use my 4 years of server experience to explain why this whole exchange is very fishy.
Rule number one of carrying a tray is to keep it on the tips of your fingers….
Alexis Pereira is unpredictable.
New York City Magic
Yesterday, on an E-Train, I witnessed one of the most adorable moments of my life. There was a woman who had two puppies with her. A little girl, between 6 and 8 years of age, sat next to her and was at first really scared of the puppies. The woman coaxed and eased the girl and talked her into petting the puppies and, hesitantly, the girl agreed. After the first stroke, the girl was in love. It...
Rudel: Good Improv> Fun Improv →
britajames:
I’d like to say this was ESPECIALLY true of Fuck That Shit last night. Great set BUT they looked like they were having a blast on stage while playing with one another too. What i’ve noticed is that great improvisers and people who have played with each other for a million years, know how to balance the fucking around with one another aspect with entertaining the audience (re:Two Man...
tall, dark & handsome.: asssscat monologues. →
cathrynmudon:
Dear internet,
In the coming months, I’ll be the person who books the monologist for ASSSSCAT. I am extremely excited to assume this role, and plan to work very hard to honor the tradition upheld by Justin Purnell for so many years.
A big part of doing this job well will involve a high level…
Dear internet, let’s help Cathryn get Anthony Bourdain, Bobby Flay, Chuck...
Grown Ass Boy: lyrics from rap songs I have no... →
aapruzzese:
I consistently quote the following rap lyrics although they do not relate to me in any way whatsoever:
1) “Been hit with a few shells but I don’t walk with a limp (I’m aight!).” - 50 Cent
I have never been shot let alone shot a few times. I will probably never be shot. Seriously, the odds of me…
CM Punk is the best. Chris Brown is the worst.
I’m excited! My mother will be visiting this weekend. She’s never seen me improvise and I’d really love to give her the opportunity to. Anyone have any openings in their improv shows this weekend that they’d be able to squeeze Fish Train into?
Chris Reblogs: Improv Ramblings: Try the happy... →
chrisreblogs:
Your scene partner initiates with: “For your 21st birthday party, Johnny, we planned a whole Disney Princess theme.”
Your impulse may be “That’s not what a 21st birthday for a man should be. I am supposed to be upset.” Sure. Fine.
But how about…
You choose to love it. A lot. Don’t get upset….
The Broken Record: Turning on the improv brain →
nicclee:
Last night I performed with one of my practice group mates at The Creek. We’ve been practicing together now for about a month, but have never performed together. Prior to the show, we met up and chatted about our form for a bit. She asked if I usually warm up before shows and I told her that I…
A Fear Of Being A Boring Human
makes you a boring human.